The Old Ones Are The Best

Still not

Out Of Time.

***

Another Door Closes

Whisky A-Gone-Gone.

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Up All Night

One Direction: out of Europe.

***

See also: Haribo Man Does It Again.

Closer Examination

I am re-writing history before it is made.

***

Alien Abduction...?

They say you're dead, Reg...

But I wanna know for sure.

***

link:  Crop Circles & UFO's.

Health Hazard

Look, mate, if you really want to waste some time

our owner can arrange it... in Siberia.

***

Can't Explain...

Arise, Sir Brad...

The first Mod to be knighted.

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see also:  Baby Let Me Light Your Fire

Dearly Deported

Muhammad Nazir:

The State always gets its pound of fish.

***

link: Singing For His Fish Supper

http://youtu.be/G_miGclPFGs

Minted

Manchester City's answer to United's domination

has always been to throw money at it.

***

A Franchise To Infinity... And Beyond

When I find that blinking

Darth Vader

I'll wring his little neck

for him.

***

No Mention Of The "A" Word, Then

Sport is extremely important to all

our young people.

I cannot, for the life of me, understand

why every school doesn't have

its own Polo team.

***

And By The Way - Which One's Pink...?

He don't need no educay-shon...

***

Close, But No Cigar

Never have so few owed so much for

so many years.

***

Variety Of Life

CAMILLA: These are your subjects, Charles!

CHARLES: In that case I think I'll plump

for the pre-abdication option.

***

Your Starter For Five To Ten

Oh My God - someone's started a

fire down there!

I'd better chuck down this

extinguisher!

***

I Could've Predicted A Riot

Look everyone!

This hammer miraculously appeared

in my hand!

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Can't Pay, Won't Pay

...And we demand to be treated like adults:

we want an end to cheap booze in Union bars,

no more subsidized travel and

rent that properly reflects full commercial rates.

***

One's Social Network

So... who's going to be first to

Poke the Queen?

***

Ravin' Nutts

COP THROUGH MEGAPHONE:

All those taking substances like

Crack, LSD, Heroin and Crystal Meth

can stay and continue to party.

All those drinking alcohol will be arrested.

***

Congratulations...

Sony has announced the retirement of

The Walkman

after 30 years.

So come on Cliff, mate:

take the bloody hint.

***

link: wired for retirement

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