Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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No Business...

He's a great leader of the Labour party - I

just can't remember his name.

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Keeping His Distance

Get thee behind me Satan: I've got enough

fucking troubles as it is.

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Sins Of The Father

... And one day, son, all this will be

UKIP's

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Vacuum

Yes, Harriett, but I haven't got time to

frame any policies because I'm too busy

researching Soaps online.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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Ediquette

Do you think I can eat this without looking

geeky, weird and stupid, Gromit?

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Real Brits Don't Wear Tartan

Scotland - really?

Please go. Just go.

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With Friends Like These...

Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.

The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.

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Murdoch She Wrote

I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.

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See also: Close to The Sun   and   Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

Employee Of The Decade

I always thought it took two, Baby.

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See also:  Headline Grabbers

Dave's Penalty Shoot-out

C'mon you Juncker!

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Only Sing When You're Winning

Very pleased to announce the launch of our new band:

3 Plebs and a Toff.

Our debut single will be a cover of the classic by

Europe: The Final Countdown.

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Sub Ed

It's OK. I'm not reading it. Just looking

at the pictures.

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Yellowing Sheets

You've made your bed, Mr Clegg, now

you have to lie on it.

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Punching Below His Weight

Reports that Douglas and I had to be pulled

apart are wide of the mark.

I battered the wee bastard.

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Another Serious Point From Wee Dougie

Ed, I know there's no VAT on food but

nobody will notice.

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#Black&Whiteischeaper

Max Head Room

"Get thee behind me Satan".

Matthew 16:23                                         .

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See also:  Policing To The Max.