Agent Provodkateur

My name is Vladimir Putin and I claim

Ukraine!

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See also: Putin's Putative Putsch

The Vodka And Borsch Brigade

And is there honey still for tea in Grantchester?

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Putin On The Style

A vast expanse of soulless desert.

And as for his country...

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She's No Evita

Don't cry for us dear Christina

The truth is we never liked you

All through those war days

Our mad existence

We kept our promise: 

Just keep your distance.

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Adapted from Don't Cry For Me Argentina, lyrics Tim Rice, music Andrew Lloyd Webber [from the musical Evita].

No Argie-Bargie

When I find out who the THREE were

I'll have their friggin' heads.

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Absence Of Brussels

Merry Christmas and Goodbye Europe.

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Together... We Will Make Our Plans

LAWS: No, Liam Byrne's "No money left" note

didn't faze us.

OSBORNE: We assumed he was talking about

the Labour Party.

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