Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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Putin's Putative Putsch

I like a bit of Tartar sauce with my

sanctions and chips.

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UPDATE: See also: Agent Provodkateur

They Don't Like it Up 'Em

Captain Mainwaring, if you call me a "Dromey"

again I'll report you to Harriett Harman.

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It's All At The Co-Op

I'm not sure which line to take.

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Nothing To Hide

I spy with my little eye

something beginning with

leak.

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SIW

Personally I don't believe it's hypocritical

to write a fawning begging letter to Mr Dacre

and then to publicly slag him off

when he doesn't give me a job.

***

BBC's New Series...

The Land Grabbers.

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Update

cast info has been released:

Rachel Reeves as Nora the Snorer

Ed Balls as Fiscal O’Flatline 

Hilary Benn as  Daddy Flashback

Andy Burnham as Mad Doc Grabrail

Douglas Alexander as Goody McWee

Yvette Cooper as ’Er Indoors

Harriet Harman as ’Im Indoors

Chuka Umanna as Wiki The Lad 

Sadique Khan as Maybe The Mayor

Jim Murphy as Neville Chamberlain

Angela Eagle as Maria Eagle

Maria Eagle as Angela Eagle

Carline Flint as The Joker

Stephen Twigg as Shuffle The Fool

Liam Byrne as Workshy Nocashleft

with

Some Others No One Has Heard Of

and

introducing

Ed Miliband as Little Geek / Power Man

[quick changes in nearest conservatory]

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Who Dares Spins

The difference between Damian McBride and me is:

he's a prick.

And I'm a holier-than-thou prick.

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Being Liberal With The Truth

In fact Rupert Murdoch was driving and he asked me to take

his points for him and I thought it was fairer if Vicky did.

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See also:  Back Together Kind Of

                Punishment Fitting The Crime

                Pryceless

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What Me, Guv?

I was only trying to protect the interests of the

Green Lobby.

What do you mean "Tim Yeo is the Green Lobby"?

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Punishment Fitting The Crime

And the most suitable punishment that this court

can impose is that you should

share a cell together for six months.

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Divine Right

And can I just remind everybody in this

January Transfer Window

that ALL transfers of any player to any club

must be approved by me.

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If The Cap Fits Up...

Not been there.

Not done that.

But... got the T shirt anyway.

***

Prison Friendly 2: Shafter Shafted?

From ker-ching to ker-clink.

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see also: Prison Friendly  Something Of The Night About Them.

Nadine - Honey, Is That You?

The actress who plays Nadine Dorries

in the popular soap Westminster Village

has threatened to quit in protest

at the contoversial "alcoholism" storyline

that the writers have come up with.

***

Prison Friendly

Go figure.

***

2010: Picture Of The Year

Bigotted Old Woman

explains politics to Gillian Duffy.

***

No Mention Of The "A" Word, Then

Sport is extremely important to all

our young people.

I cannot, for the life of me, understand

why every school doesn't have

its own Polo team.

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Close, But No Cigar

Never have so few owed so much for

so many years.

***

Now Is The Season...

I'm a Liberal.

I'm a Democrat.

Put them together and that makes me -

a complete Tosser.

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see also: Promises Promises [below].

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