Fudge Actually

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Indiscreet Free Kick

Andy Gray and Richard Keys

try out Sky Sport's new

Gender Blindness glasses.

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Harman's Ginger Nuts

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

These LibDems are so hyper-sensitive.

Robin Cook never flinched

when I used to call him

"You Ginger Scotch Conshi Git."

Neil Kinnock always laughs when I yell

down the corridor "There goes the

Ginger Welsh Windbag".

And Hazel Blears loves it when I say

"Morning to the

Ginger Dwarf-Bitch from Salford."

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see also: Exit Stage Right  &  All Women Short Cuts  &  More Equal  & Wicked & Malicious 

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Party Pooper

You bastard, Ed.

You arranged this Union funded

"surprise" leaving party for me

BEFORE

the leadership election.

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h/t: James Wildbore

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Exit Stage Right

MILI-MAJOR: Why are you clapping...?

HARMAN: Because my initials are HHH.

Harriet Hypocrisy Harman.

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More Equal

HARRIET: Here, Jack, take the bag.

JACK: What's in it?

HARRIET: Your parachute.

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