Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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Spot The Difference...

"You know what the difference is."

N. Farage                       .

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A Touching Apology

I'm sorry

He's dodgy

I'm sorry

He's horny

I'm sorry

He's beastly

I'm sorry

'Bout Eastleigh

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If The Cap Fits Up...

Not been there.

Not done that.

But... got the T shirt anyway.

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In-Flight Entertainment

Damned Commoners and their

breeding habits.

This country will rue the day after

April 29th, you mark my words.

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Guido Gets His Man

The gay and the not-so-gay.

[Check out Guido Westerwelle before suing]

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Vaguely Gay

SPAD: Foreign Office.... Ah, Crispin! Thanks for

getting back. William says many thanks - he owes you one...

Er... no ...

I don't think he meant that kind of one.

Ciao, Crispin.

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My Oh Myers

I am privialged to be the first to use

this new sonic measuring device

for my latest bespoke designer

baseball cap.

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