Return Of New Labour Space Cadets?

It wasn't long before

Peter Mandelson

was able to re-invent himself.

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link: hubble bubble

Harman's Ginger Nuts

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

These LibDems are so hyper-sensitive.

Robin Cook never flinched

when I used to call him

"You Ginger Scotch Conshi Git."

Neil Kinnock always laughs when I yell

down the corridor "There goes the

Ginger Welsh Windbag".

And Hazel Blears loves it when I say

"Morning to the

Ginger Dwarf-Bitch from Salford."

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see also: Exit Stage Right  &  All Women Short Cuts  &  More Equal  & Wicked & Malicious 

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Navy Lark

FOX: I appreciate the alacrity with which you

try to carry out orders, Captain, but does

this really look like

an Aircraft Carrier to you?

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Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow...

And I put my new found longevity

down to the diet of

deep-fried Mars bars.

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What Bloody Man Is This...?

MENENDEZ: And Scotland should consider this: the American Constitution

allows us to invade

any much smaller country that

doesn't do what we tell them.

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link: Bloody Man

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Futile. Finished. Fucked.

When I said: "I've been humiliated enough"

I forgot there'd be memoirs.

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see also:  The Battle For Labour's Soul

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Flag Of Inconvenience

SCOTSMAN: Och, I knew it wouldn't be long

until The Coalition sold out to foreigners.

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Scotland The Brave

Frankly, my ex-cleaner deserves to go to jail - she never polished the silver properly

and always served the Champagne

from the wrong side.

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link:  Loloahi Tapui

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Toil & Trouble

CAMERON: I have travelled to Scotland and may

I say that I have profound respect for

the cold, the haggis

and the deep-fried Mars bars.

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