Showing posts with label Sun Tan Tony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sun Tan Tony. Show all posts

Monday, 7 October 2013

Friday, 30 August 2013

Heir To Blair's Disaster



Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:
this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.


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Friday, 14 June 2013

Close To The Sun



Frankly, me having an affair with Wendi Deng is
about as likely as, say, an affair between
Rebekah Brooks and Andy C...


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Thursday, 14 March 2013

Papacying Over The Cracks



Don't worry, luv. I'll be welcoming the whole world
into my flock - except
those black sheep in the Malvinas.


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Saturday, 22 January 2011

What A Difference A Year Makes

Before Regrets

After Regrets


BLAIR: We added the grey to enhance my Gravitas Index.


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Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Number One Best [Self] Seller


CLINTON: Well deserved, Tony. A medal for
Taking The Liberty.


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Thursday, 2 September 2010

Vanity Blair


Basically what I am saying is this:
vote for me - even though I'm not standing.


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Wednesday, 18 August 2010

The Ultimate Spin


The wages of sin are death.
The wages of death are
£4.6 million plus royalties.


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Monday, 16 August 2010

A Right Charlie




New Labour - Mandelson, Blair - it's dead, gone,
kaput. It's back to the old tribal, factional, unionised,
in-fighting, unelectable Labour.
Welcome home.


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Saturday, 17 July 2010

True Crimes


So Tony and Gordon were at each others' throats
the whole time they were  running the country!
What a hoot!


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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Grown-ups In Power


BROWN: Here's the deal:
You run the country then I'll ruin it.


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The Brownfather


BLAIR: The day I woke up to this I knew I couldn't resist Gordon anymore.


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Tuesday, 13 July 2010