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Sun Tan Tony
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Sun Tan Tony
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Tuesday, 12 August 2014
Unfinished Business
Good Morning I-raq!
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Thursday, 26 June 2014
Murdoch She Wrote
I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.
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See also
:
Close to The Sun
and
Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!
Monday, 7 October 2013
Slash But Don't Burnham
I stood up to Murdoch.
I stood up to Dacre.
But Andy Burnham was an autocrat too far.
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Friday, 20 September 2013
Skeletons In The Cupboard Coming Home To Roost*
And the spins of the father will be visited on the son.
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Credit Tom Stoppard.
See Also:
Picture Of The Year 2009
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Friday, 30 August 2013
Heir To Blair's Disaster
Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:
this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.
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Saturday, 15 June 2013
Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!
WMD?
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Friday, 14 June 2013
Close To The Sun
Frankly, me having an affair with Wendi Deng is
about as likely as, say, an affair between
Rebekah Brooks and Andy C...
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Thursday, 14 March 2013
Papacying Over The Cracks
Don't worry, luv. I'll be welcoming the whole world
into my flock - except
those black sheep in the Malvinas.
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Tuesday, 27 November 2012
Friends [The One Where They Screwed Each Other]
And, of course, Gordon will be my
Finance Minister.
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Saturday, 22 January 2011
What A Difference A Year Makes
Before Regrets
After Regrets
BLAIR: We added the grey to enhance my Gravitas Index.
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Tuesday, 14 September 2010
Number One Best [Self] Seller
CLINTON: Well deserved, Tony. A medal for
Taking The Liberty.
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Thursday, 2 September 2010
Vanity Blair
Basically what I am saying is this:
vote for me - even though I'm not standing.
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Wednesday, 1 September 2010
One For The Journey
Hi. My name is Tony.
And I'm one unit short of
a full alkie.
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Labour Members' Ballot Health Warning
Caution: may contain traces of nuts.
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Wednesday, 18 August 2010
The Ultimate Spin
The wages of sin are death.
The wages of death are
£4.6 million plus royalties.
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Monday, 16 August 2010
A Right Charlie
New Labour - Mandelson, Blair - it's dead, gone,
kaput. It's back to the old tribal, factional, unionised,
in-fighting, unelectable Labour.
Welcome home.
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Saturday, 17 July 2010
True Crimes
So Tony and Gordon were at each others' throats
the whole time they were running the country!
What a hoot!
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Wednesday, 14 July 2010
Grown-ups In Power
BROWN: Here's the deal:
You run the country then I'll ruin it.
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The Brownfather
BLAIR: The day I woke up to this I knew I couldn't resist Gordon anymore.
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Tuesday, 13 July 2010
Futile. Finished. Fucked.
When I said: "I've been humiliated enough"
I forgot there'd be memoirs.
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see also:
The Battle For Labour's Soul
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