Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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No Business...

He's a great leader of the Labour party - I

just can't remember his name.

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Short Term Economic Farce

Red Ed

&

In-the-Red Ed

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Comet Eclipses The Sun

It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a

"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"

tee shirt underneath.

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Labour Pains

Where are those

Men in Grey Suits when you need them?

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Vacuum

Yes, Harriett, but I haven't got time to

frame any policies because I'm too busy

researching Soaps online.

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Green & Pleasant

No, Harriet.

I hear no EVEL.

I see no EVEL.

I speak no EVEL.

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Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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Don't Stop Me Now

Now THIS is what it's really all about.

And my salary of course.

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New World Ballsup

I'm sorry, sir. This is Bilderberg.

No Flatliners allowed.

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Punching Below His Weight

Reports that Douglas and I had to be pulled

apart are wide of the mark.

I battered the wee bastard.

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Another Pfizer Cock-up

Roll up! Roll up!

Who else wants to put the boot into me

for being a rape apologist?

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Another Serious Point From Wee Dougie

Ed, I know there's no VAT on food but

nobody will notice.

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#Black&Whiteischeaper

And The Oscar For Political Naïvity Goes To...

What I look for in a Socilaist Political Broadcast:

1.  Does it promote Class War?  Check.

2.  Does it represent Grown Up Politics?  Check.

3.  Is it Geeky, Weird, Cringeworthy and Embarassing?

Check.

So, let's air it. It shows all the hallmarks of

my intellectual self-confidence.

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Touché:

The Incredible Shrinking Poll Lead

We couldn't use colour - couldn't afford it.

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Fudgerendum

It's a kinda in-out-shake-it-all-about

referendum.

My favourite kind!

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The Only Way Is Balls-Up

Just like to introduce my new

Shadow Chancellor.

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Edless Chicken

Thanks Ballsy. Now get your coat.

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Follow The Money

Of course we have a Plan B. If the UK rejects monetary union

with an independent Scotland we will use our own

version of Bitcoin: Scotcon. Sorry, I mean Scotcoin.

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