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Eat It / Beat It

Osborne is like a kid in a sweetshop.

Unfortunately we've pigged most of the sweets

and given the rest away.

But we know we can always borrow

more from a good

British Company like Cadbur....

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A Flake Worse Than Death 2

MANDELSON:

And I am proud to name this new box of

Cadbury's Chocolates

"Empty Promises"

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A Flake Worse Than Death 1

And I name this new

Cadbury's Chocolate Bar

"Platitude"

"The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadburys in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."

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