Back in the day at The News Of The World
we were Old School.
If it shagged we nailed it.
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Showing posts with label sleaze. Show all posts
Friday, 1 November 2013
Friday, 20 September 2013
Skeletons In The Cupboard Coming Home To Roost*
And the spins of the father will be visited on the son.
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* Credit Tom Stoppard.
See Also: Picture Of The Year 2009
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Tuesday, 11 June 2013
What Me, Guv?
I was only trying to protect the interests of the
Green Lobby.
What do you mean "Tim Yeo is the Green Lobby"?
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Tuesday, 4 June 2013
Editors' Notes
Dear Cools,
How I miss those country suppers.
Dear Reds,
How I miss the horse.
Dear Both,
Just fuck the fuck off, will you?
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Monday, 3 June 2013
Headline Grabbers
Back in the day at The News Of The World
we were Old School.
If it shagged we nailed it.
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Wednesday, 29 May 2013
Positive Role Model
Ashley's promised not to swear at, spew over,
shoot or shag anyone for a day
so I've made him captain.
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Friday, 8 March 2013
Punishment Fitting The Crime
And the most suitable punishment that this court
can impose is that you should
share a cell together for six months.
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Tuesday, 1 January 2013
Happy New Year, Guvnors
Fireworks at the Houses of Parliament:
looks like Guido Fawkes is still at it.
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Saturday, 29 January 2011
Only A Porn In The Game
I can confirm that I am fronting
the Radio 5 programme
Porn Again and Richard is my researcher.
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link: porn in the game
Sunday, 9 January 2011
Nadine - Honey, Is That You?
The actress who plays Nadine Dorries
in the popular soap Westminster Village
has threatened to quit in protest
at the contoversial "alcoholism" storyline
that the writers have come up with.
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Saturday, 8 January 2011
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Bend It Like Cameron
CAMERON: So, Wills, you invite the delegates to
the wedding; David you offer them a
night with Posh; and I'll give
them a Knighthood, a personal photographer
and a free holiday in Thailand.
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Monday, 21 June 2010
Monday, 31 May 2010
Sunday, 30 May 2010
Friday, 28 May 2010
Monday, 17 May 2010
Expenses Scandal Fall-out
Some MPs have expressed disquiet at the new
arrangements for overnight accommodation
for those in far-flung constituencies.
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Thursday, 1 April 2010
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
The Resourceful Masochists
HOON: Patsy, we've lost the whip.
HEWITT: Don't worry, Babes. Knowing us
we'll soon find another scourge.
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Sunday, 21 March 2010
Byers & Sellers
What I meant was that for
£5,000 a day I could guarantee you
a really nice front seat on a
National Express Coach.
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link: Byers & Sellers
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