Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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No Business...

He's a great leader of the Labour party - I

just can't remember his name.

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Comet Eclipses The Sun

It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a

"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"

tee shirt underneath.

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More Briefed Against Than Briefing

There is no challenge to my leadership... because

there is no leadership.

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Unfinished Business

Good Morning I-raq!

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Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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Don't Stop Me Now

Now THIS is what it's really all about.

And my salary of course.

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And The Oscar For Political Naïvity Goes To...

What I look for in a Socilaist Political Broadcast:

1.  Does it promote Class War?  Check.

2.  Does it represent Grown Up Politics?  Check.

3.  Is it Geeky, Weird, Cringeworthy and Embarassing?

Check.

So, let's air it. It shows all the hallmarks of

my intellectual self-confidence.

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Touché:

Love The Shirt

And when we get Independence we'll wear

kilts with this.

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Para-Norman

This is a full-length bus tour of Narnia -

so bagsy me be the Wardrobe.

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Transmogrification Of A Geek-Wonk

I'm having acting lessons.

I'm learning to act like a Socialist.

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Proper Shouty Crackers

...and every home will have to

opt in for porn Guido Fawkes.

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Not News Is News

Alas... Jones.

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