Murdoch She Wrote

I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.

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See also: Close to The Sun   and   Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

Sub Ed

It's OK. I'm not reading it. Just looking

at the pictures.

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The Prism Effect

Iceland clearly has its own fair share of mountains

so why would it want to poach

Snowden as well?

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Do You Want To Know A Secret?

And the most surprising thing about the whole

Edward Snowden episode is the revelation that

cheesemakers make cheese.

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Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

WMD?

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Fudge Actually

FREE!

With your favourite Tabloid!

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North East West Sellout?

Hacked Off Pissed Off

'cos Cameron

Fucked Off.

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So, Let's Regulate

And, finally, each copy of my report includes a scratch card.

First Prize:

A day's work experience with Glenn Mulcaire.

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LOL!

He's a card is our Brian. The Report's

in the form of a tabloid complete

with cartoons and Texts Corner. 

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Sky's Not The Limit

I must stress that News Corporation

is an Equal Opportunities Employer:

all employees have equal opportunies for

tapping, hacking, back-tracking and sacking.

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Dog Days At No 10

Basically, you have to keep the tabloids sweet

and ensure I'm in touch with the

ordinary voter.

Plus we'll call you Andy. OK?

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Lost In Translation

Paul Gascoigne's mobile was hacked

which led to the infamous NOTW headline:

Whoar Mutha Mon Ye Knaa Leik Wh'ees i' Tha Netty?

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Come Now, Julian

A new perspective on

Wikileaks

has emerged with

Julian Assange

being accused of using a

broken condom.

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Absence Of Predators

And not only do these Red Top Assassins

print, lies, smears and innuendo,

they also disseminate news - totally unacceptable.

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Editorial Control

Yeah... I know. Thank God there's

a whale story today.

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Reverse Spin

CAMERON: Look Andy, get them to publish the

hacking strory in The News Of The World

then nobody will believe it.

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