Rochester and Strewth, Emily, what were you
thinking of?
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Showing posts with label ukip if you want to. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ukip if you want to. Show all posts
Friday, 21 November 2014
Thursday, 6 November 2014
Monday, 22 September 2014
Sunday, 22 June 2014
The European Booze Cruise
Of course people should choose me.
I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.
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Tuesday, 17 June 2014
Tuesday, 10 June 2014
Only Sing When You're Winning
Very pleased to announce the launch of our new band:
3 Plebs and a Toff.
Our debut single will be a cover of the classic by
Europe: The Final Countdown.
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Wednesday, 28 May 2014
Thursday, 22 May 2014
Saturday, 17 May 2014
Thursday, 13 March 2014
Monday, 1 July 2013
Thursday, 23 May 2013
The Pop-Eyed Eurocrats
The ban on Olive Oil Jugs is reversed but
keeping spinach under your shirt definitely
contravenes EU Regulations.
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Thursday, 16 May 2013
Groucho Speaks
I could never support a Private Members Bill
that would allow me to be a member of it.
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Wednesday, 6 March 2013
What's In A Name?
Labour: Bedroom Tax
Conservative: Spare Room Subsidy
UKIP: Immigrant Benefit Freebie
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Sunday, 17 February 2013
Friday, 8 February 2013
Haribo Man Does It Again
For Britain this represents a triple lock:
A reduction in the budget
A reduction in the wage bill
And a reduction in lasagne.
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Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Sunday, 20 January 2013
Tuesday, 1 January 2013
Happy New Year, Guvnors
Fireworks at the Houses of Parliament:
looks like Guido Fawkes is still at it.
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Wednesday, 12 December 2012
That God Has/Has Not Joined Together [Delete As Appropriate]
You sneezed... but I'm not allowed to say
"Bless You".
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