Yellowing Sheets

You've made your bed, Mr Clegg, now

you have to lie on it.

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The Incredible Shrinking Poll Lead

We couldn't use colour - couldn't afford it.

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Para-Norman

This is a full-length bus tour of Narnia -

so bagsy me be the Wardrobe.

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Vince & Nick's Shaky Coalition

Oh, Air conditioning!

Sorry, Vince, I thought it was Hair conditioning.

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Being Liberal With The Truth

In fact Rupert Murdoch was driving and he asked me to take

his points for him and I thought it was fairer if Vicky did.

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See also:  Back Together Kind Of

                Punishment Fitting The Crime

                Pryceless

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Fiscal Deterrent

We need trident like we need

a hole in the budget.

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Fudge Actually

FREE!

With your favourite Tabloid!

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Back Together, Kind Of

What therefore God hath joined together, let not
your Man

put asunder.

Mark 10.9.                                    .

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Punishment Fitting The Crime

And the most suitable punishment that this court

can impose is that you should

share a cell together for six months.

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No Such Thing As Bad Publicity

I told you it would work, Mike.

Now all we have to do is leak and invent as much

Lib-Dem scandal as possible just before the next election.

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A Touching Apology

I'm sorry

He's dodgy

I'm sorry

He's horny

I'm sorry

He's beastly

I'm sorry

'Bout Eastleigh

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There's The Rub

We're Liberal-Democrats.

We flirt with voters, we flirt with Labour, we flirt with power.

Frottage is in our DNA.

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Up All Night

One Direction: out of Europe.

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See also: Haribo Man Does It Again.

Icarus

Is it a bird?

Is it a 'plane?

No, it's Chris Huhne speeding into oblivion.

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Closer Examination

I am re-writing history before it is made.

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Pryceless

Guilty, M'Lud.

But I'm asking my former wife to serve my sentence for me.

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Rose [Garden] Tinted Spectacles

I actually don't see it as a "onesie": I see it as a Designer Boiler Suit.

In the same way that I don't see it as a Coalition:

I see it as a Designer People's Government.

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link:  onesie agrees with Nick

Happy New Year, Guvnors

Fireworks at the Houses of Parliament:

looks like Guido Fawkes is still at it.

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The Coalition Tightrope.

After five years as leader of the Liberal Democrats

Nick Clegg denied any notion that his support

was waning.

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Something Of The Night About Them

OK, I've checked the small-print. If you nod off

in the House it can be counted as your second home

for expenses puposes.

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