As Shadow Energy Secretary I feel I'm doing my bit
towards conserving energy beacuse when I speak
people switch off.
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Showing posts with label consumer wrongs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label consumer wrongs. Show all posts
Monday, 2 December 2013
Friday, 22 November 2013
Shopping And Fudging...
Seriously, do we look like people who
would shop at the Co-Op?
It's Waitrose for us.
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Sunday, 17 November 2013
Friday, 18 October 2013
Thursday, 26 September 2013
Thursday, 5 September 2013
Tuesday, 3 September 2013
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
Test Tube Dinners
The burger's definitely synthetic beef but I
detect traces of rocking-horse in it.
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Tuesday, 30 July 2013
Perfect Twitter Storm
And today we announce the launch of the new
Tosser Button
Click on it before sending
your tweet and if it is inapproprite
TOSSER
will flash up on your screen.
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Tuesday, 16 July 2013
Monday, 15 July 2013
USP
Our policy is very clear:
We will introduce a completely new kind of shop - separate to
supermarkets, wine shops and newsagents -
which sell, exclusively,
plain-packaged cigarettes
minimum-priced alcohol
and warm pasties with added VAT
especilaly for those who wish to take advantage of these
consumer items.
Everyone else can shop as normal.
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Thursday, 13 June 2013
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Google No Evil
Our mantra is
Do No Evil.
Just facilitate evil for others.
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Sunday, 9 June 2013
Publish And Be... Rich
We take our responsibilities as a publisher seriously:
Through Google you can find some
serious child pornography.
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Thursday, 23 May 2013
The Pop-Eyed Eurocrats
The ban on Olive Oil Jugs is reversed but
keeping spinach under your shirt definitely
contravenes EU Regulations.
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Saturday, 2 March 2013
Monday, 11 February 2013
Friday, 8 February 2013
Haribo Man Does It Again
For Britain this represents a triple lock:
A reduction in the budget
A reduction in the wage bill
And a reduction in lasagne.
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Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Thursday, 13 December 2012
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
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