Fudgerendum

It's a kinda in-out-shake-it-all-about

referendum.

My favourite kind!

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Speaking Human

I'm as camp as a Great Big Tent.

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'Bye 'Bye Banana Man

This is a banana.

My brother is a banana skin waiting to happen.

So - I'm out.

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Who's Yer Uncle?

We haven't decided on a name yet - but it's not

going to be David.

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Wicked & Malicious

Red Ed & Red Head.

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Party Pooper

You bastard, Ed.

You arranged this Union funded

"surprise" leaving party for me

BEFORE

the leadership election.

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h/t: James Wildbore

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He Was Too Heavy, He Was My Brother

MILI-MINOR:

Now take your fucking football and get out of here.

MILI-MAJOR:

Some banana republic, somewhere, will want me.

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Exit Stage Right

MILI-MAJOR: Why are you clapping...?

HARMAN: Because my initials are HHH.

Harriet Hypocrisy Harman.

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Will he, Won't He...?

No more Soap Opera!

Except, of course, for

Miliband of Brothers

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Red Ed & Dead Ed

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Let's Lurch

Ring out the New.

Bring back the old.

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He Ain't Heavy - He's My Leader

Gizza a job.

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You've Got Family

If I win then obviously David

will be my Shadow Chancellor.

If he wins then I'm taking my

Scalextric back.

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Vanity Blair

Basically what I am saying is this:

vote for me - even though I'm not standing.

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Labour Members' Ballot Health Warning

Caution: may contain traces of nuts.

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Blairaising Experience

MANDELSON: I've fixed Ed for you.

MILI-MAJOR: Butt out and shut the fuck up, OK?

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Two Slightly Irritated Boys

QUESTIONER: Favourite film?

MILI-MAJOR/MILI-MINOR: Twelve Angry Men.

QUESTIONER: You both...

MILI-MAJOR/MILI-MINOR: He copied me!

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link:  Two Brothers Separated By The Same Choice Of Film.

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Edless Chicken

First rule of holding a House Party is:

DON'T invite close relatives.

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A Right Charlie

New Labour - Mandelson, Blair - it's dead, gone,

kaput. It's back to the old tribal, factional, unionised,

in-fighting, unelectable Labour.

Welcome home.

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Five Bare Their Souls On The Hustings

2015: New Prime Minister Diane Abbot

with her four bodyguards.

(Two Labour, one Conservitive-lite and one

non-descript: the ties have it)

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