Bringing Achilles To Heel?

MAY:  If I were in your shoes, matey, I'd tread carefully.

GOVE:  If I were in your shoes, dear, I'd look a right Nancy Boy.

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Copping The Oath

We promise to spout bollocks,

total bollocks,

and nothing but bollocks.

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See also:  Stop And Smear.

Stop And Smear

Good Cop, Bad Cop and WTF? Cop.

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14 Seconds: Welcome to a Police State by Stealth.

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Being Liberal With The Truth

In fact Rupert Murdoch was driving and he asked me to take

his points for him and I thought it was fairer if Vicky did.

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See also:  Back Together Kind Of

                Punishment Fitting The Crime

                Pryceless

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Black Oops

And that's what you get, Mr Rusbridger,

if you can't spell.

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Nine Hour Wonder

Think yourself lucky, pal, we normally

shoot Brazilians.

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Defending England

Just trying to show we are

institutionally anti-racist, sir.

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The Mitchell Effect

You know you'll have to take it through the

side gate when you leave.

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Institutional Camouflage

Neville, do you think this guy's an

undercover racist?

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Its An Old U.S. Custom

We're holding you on suspicion of

terrorising other long-distance athletes.

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link:  Who Do You Think You Are?

Keep Digging

For the avoidance of doubt can I state for the record that the Met cannot be judged

by the actions of one corrupt officer... two corrupt officers... several corrupt officers...

the Met cannot be judged by the fact that it is an entirely corrupt force.

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If The Cap Fits Up...

Not been there.

Not done that.

But... got the T shirt anyway.

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Constabulary Duty

MITCHELL: Could you open the gate, please?

COP: Password...?

MITCHELL: Place.

COP: That's last week's.

MITCHELL: Er... Government...?

COP: Yesterday's.

MITCHELL: Oh, right. Plebs...?

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The Very Long Arm Of The Law

I was proceeding down my street where I live on my day off when I heard a Tory ... a toff ... a cabinet minister say: “You f***ing idiot ... moron ... pleb” to a mate ... a cop ... a diplomatic protection officer in next door’s garden ... somewhere in London ... in Downing Street.

M’Lud.

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