NATO: We're Prepared

Due to the NHS Wales doctor shortage

NATO brought its own locum.

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Unfinished Business

Good Morning I-raq!

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Three Wheels On My Wagon

ED:  And this is my serious face.

AXELROD:  Yup. We're gonna have to lose that.

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Nothing To Hide

I spy with my little eye

something beginning with

leak.

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Upping The Ante

I'll raise you two cannisters of mustard gas

and a Sarin shell.

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Heir To Blair's Disaster

Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:

this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.

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Black Oops

And that's what you get, Mr Rusbridger,

if you can't spell.

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Nine Hour Wonder

Think yourself lucky, pal, we normally

shoot Brazilians.

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The Prism Effect

Iceland clearly has its own fair share of mountains

so why would it want to poach

Snowden as well?

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Soul Mates

...then I called him Jeffrey again and his

bottom lip began to quiver - I thought he

was going to burst into tears!

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The Barack and Boehner Show

I've told John that after his reported remarks

to Harry outside my office

he should go and Fiscal Cliff himself.

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link:  When Harry Met The Patsy

Its An Old U.S. Custom

We're holding you on suspicion of

terrorising other long-distance athletes.

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link:  Who Do You Think You Are?