Showing posts with label inquiry? what inquiry?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label inquiry? what inquiry?. Show all posts

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Copping The Oath



We promise to spout bollocks,
total bollocks,
and nothing but bollocks.



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See also:  Stop And Smear.


Friday, 1 November 2013

Friday, 14 June 2013

Close To The Sun



Frankly, me having an affair with Wendi Deng is
about as likely as, say, an affair between
Rebekah Brooks and Andy C...


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Monday, 3 June 2013

Headline Grabbers



Back in the day at The News Of The World
we were Old School.
If it shagged we nailed it.



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Saturday, 1 December 2012

'Phone Haka





Fleet Street editors react to Leveson's call for a
new press watchdog.


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Thursday, 29 November 2012

So, Let's Regulate



And, finally, each copy of my report includes a scratch card.
First Prize:
A day's work experience with Glenn Mulcaire.


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Wednesday, 28 November 2012

LOL!



He's a card is our Brian. The Report's
in the form of a tabloid complete
with cartoons and Texts Corner. 


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Thursday, 8 November 2012

This Is How It's Done, Auntie


You sure this isn't your Christmas list, Phillip?



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Saturday, 22 January 2011

What A Difference A Year Makes

Before Regrets

After Regrets


BLAIR: We added the grey to enhance my Gravitas Index.


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Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Come Now, Julian


A new perspective on
Wikileaks
has emerged with
Julian Assange
being accused of using a
broken condom.


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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

The Buck Stops... Er... Over There Somewhere


Water boarding...?
I'm told it's just like surf boarding but you
don't get the tan.


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Thursday, 28 October 2010

The Leaker Leaked


Next week WikiLeaks will release
documents about XXXXX and XXXXX .

UPDATE:
An injunction has been taken out
against
borderline fools
by WikiLeaks
to prevent it from leaking
what WikiLeaks is about to leak.


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Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Number One Best [Self] Seller


CLINTON: Well deserved, Tony. A medal for
Taking The Liberty.


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