Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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Don't Stop Me Now

Now THIS is what it's really all about.

And my salary of course.

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Smug Pommie Cheat Strikes Again

The Brisbane Courier reports that a "wild dingo"

invaded the Gabba pitch and snatched five 

Aussie "Batting Babies" today.

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Space Monkey

That Roy Hodgson's got a bloody cheek if you ask me.

I certainly took offence.

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Spanish Bale Out

I intend to justify my fee by becoming as

massive as the Rock of Gibralta.

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As Broad As It's Long

I've always said, Belly, that you shouldn't Walk the Walk

unless you can Talk the Talk - and we can't

touch the Aussies in that regard.

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Positive Role Model

Ashley's promised not to swear at, spew over,

shoot or shag anyone for a day

so I've made him captain.

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Trend It Like Beckham

My legacy is pants.

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Health Hazard

Look, mate, if you really want to waste some time

our owner can arrange it... in Siberia.

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Divine Right

And can I just remind everybody in this

January Transfer Window

that ALL transfers of any player to any club

must be approved by me.

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Oh What A Circus

Goodnight Charlie.

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