NATO: We're Prepared

Due to the NHS Wales doctor shortage

NATO brought its own locum.

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Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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You Do The Math

Stable interest for you means

no interst in me for three years.

That's the way I like it.

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Pray Day Loans

Yeah - interest on 5k comes out at...

...er... yeah, five loaves and two fishes.

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NHS: Slash & Burnham

Resignation? Dead certainty.

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Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Google No Evil

Our mantra is

Do No Evil.

Just facilitate evil for others.

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Publish And Be... Rich

We take our responsibilities as a publisher seriously:

Through Google you can find some

serious child pornography.

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One Man Went To Moan

It was a massive mistake to call me interim manager.

They should have called me interim scapegoat.

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See also:  Managers R Us.

The Barack and Boehner Show

I've told John that after his reported remarks

to Harry outside my office

he should go and Fiscal Cliff himself.

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link:  When Harry Met The Patsy

Fine Bonus

We deny laundering dirty money.

But... we may have given it a bit of a pre-wash.

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Big - But Not Clever

CLEGG: I shall vote with my conscience.

Dave, which way is that?

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I Could've Predicted A Riot

Look everyone!

This hammer miraculously appeared

in my hand!

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The Buck Stops... Er... Over There Somewhere

Water boarding...?

I'm told it's just like surf boarding but you

don't get the tan.

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