Flint Slated

As Shadow Energy Secretary I feel I'm doing my bit

towards conserving energy beacuse when I speak

people switch off.

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One Man Went To Moan

It was a massive mistake to call me interim manager.

They should have called me interim scapegoat.

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See also:  Managers R Us.

Something Of The Night About Them

OK, I've checked the small-print. If you nod off

in the House it can be counted as your second home

for expenses puposes.

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That Vuvu-Labour Moment

They all sound the same.

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