U - N - C - O - U - P - L - I - N - G *

We got to the point where we realised that

there's just not enough fruit in our relationship.

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*With apologies to Tammy Wynette:

Fiscal Deterrent

We need trident like we need

a hole in the budget.

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Not Seeing It Out

I thought it wouldn't count if I said it in Latin.

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Dearly Deported

Muhammad Nazir:

The State always gets its pound of fish.

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link: Singing For His Fish Supper

http://youtu.be/G_miGclPFGs