It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a
"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"
tee shirt underneath.
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Showing posts with label no Harman it. Show all posts
Saturday, 15 November 2014
Wednesday, 15 October 2014
Vacuum
Yes, Harriett, but I haven't got time to
frame any policies because I'm too busy
researching Soaps online.
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Friday, 13 December 2013
They Don't Like it Up 'Em
Captain Mainwaring, if you call me a "Dromey"
again I'll report you to Harriett Harman.
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Monday, 18 March 2013
Tuesday, 25 January 2011
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Harman's Ginger Nuts
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
These LibDems are so hyper-sensitive.
Robin Cook never flinched
when I used to call him
"You Ginger Scotch Conshi Git."
Neil Kinnock always laughs when I yell
down the corridor "There goes the
Ginger Welsh Windbag".
And Hazel Blears loves it when I say
"Morning to the
Ginger Dwarf-Bitch from Salford."
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Thursday, 30 September 2010
Party Pooper
You bastard, Ed.
You arranged this Union funded
"surprise" leaving party for me
BEFORE
the leadership election.
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h/t: James Wildbore
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Wednesday, 29 September 2010
Exit Stage Right
MILI-MAJOR: Why are you clapping...?
HARMAN: Because my initials are HHH.
Harriet Hypocrisy Harman.
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Sunday, 26 September 2010
Friday, 2 July 2010
The One Man Opposition
I'm quite happy to carry the flag for Labour
but it would be nice to get a bit of support
from the Leadership candidates.
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Wednesday, 30 June 2010
Lock 'Em Up & Give 'Em The Key
Fewer criminals will go to prison: we'll put them in Harriett Harman's Equalities Office Peace Pod instead.
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Thursday, 10 June 2010
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
Young, Gifted and White
ALL: Thank goodness Diane has been nominated
otherwise I would have been the only
"different" candidate.
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Thursday, 3 June 2010
All Women Short Cuts
I think that half the Shadow Cabinet should be women.
And the other half should be my relations.
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link: All Women Short Cuts
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Wednesday, 2 June 2010
Phantom Opposition?
HARMAN: Can I press the Prime Minister to
re-consider anonymity?
CAMERON: Who asked that...?
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Wednesday, 26 May 2010
Thursday, 20 May 2010
What Will They Bring To The Party...?
White, middle-aged male : a wife
White, middle-aged male : a brother
White, middle-aged male : a banana
White, middle-aged male : some comrades
White, middle-aged male : some friends*
Black, middle-aged female : a Portillo**
* all of the above, apparently
** white, middle-aged male
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The Battle For Labour's Soul
John McDonnell = Left Labour
David Miliband = Next Labour
Ed Miliband = Future Labour
Andy Burnham = Fresh Labour
Diane Abbott = Fair Labour
Diane Abbott = Fair Labour
Ed Balls = Fucked Labour
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Monday, 26 April 2010
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