Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Keeping His Distance

Get thee behind me Satan: I've got enough

fucking troubles as it is.

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Labour Pains

Where are those

Men in Grey Suits when you need them?

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More Briefed Against Than Briefing

There is no challenge to my leadership... because

there is no leadership.

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Green & Pleasant

No, Harriet.

I hear no EVEL.

I see no EVEL.

I speak no EVEL.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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Curtains For Ed...?

I want to represent real people with real lives

so I won't answer questions about decor because

real people never decorate their homes.

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Lynton's Spotted The Wrong Strides

I get it! I see what I'm doing wrong!

I'm trying to wear my brother's trousers!

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Ediquette

Do you think I can eat this without looking

geeky, weird and stupid, Gromit?

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It's a Cam-Junck

We did it, Camo my boy!

We isolated 26 member states!

Now we can reform whatever we please together.

Let's have a Cognac to celebrate.

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Real Brits Don't Wear Tartan

Scotland - really?

Please go. Just go.

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With Friends Like These...

Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.

The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.

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The European Booze Cruise

Of course people should choose me. 

I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.

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I Never Promised You The Rose Garden

Pink roses sir? A pale imitation…

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Sniffing Power?

I don't blame people for thinking I'm weird, y'know,

'cos I think I'm weird.

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Vine via Harry Cole/Twitter:

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Picket At The Pearly Gates

I'm back. It was driver-less transit so I called

everyone out on strike.

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Fudgerendum

It's a kinda in-out-shake-it-all-about

referendum.

My favourite kind!

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Love The Shirt

And when we get Independence we'll wear

kilts with this.

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Follow The Money

Of course we have a Plan B. If the UK rejects monetary union

with an independent Scotland we will use our own

version of Bitcoin: Scotcon. Sorry, I mean Scotcoin.

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Scot Free. Ish.

We want Independence.

But with stabilisers, please.

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