No Shoo In

Why I need two pairs of shoes at £65 each is

because I have two left feet.

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Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Green & Pleasant

No, Harriet.

I hear no EVEL.

I see no EVEL.

I speak no EVEL.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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The Neutralisation Of The Haggis

They said YES would vote with their hearts.

They said NO would vote with their heads.

In fact

Scots voted with their wallets.

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Smoked Salmond

Alex Salmond's Plan B.

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Real Brits Don't Wear Tartan

Scotland - really?

Please go. Just go.

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Love The Shirt

And when we get Independence we'll wear

kilts with this.

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