Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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Shopping And Fudging...

Seriously, do we look like people who

would shop at the Co-Op?

It's Waitrose for us.

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It's All At The Co-Op

I'm not sure which line to take.

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The Dough Bringer

Do I use a breadmaker?

Several actually. They all work in the City.

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Don't Pay As You Go

Tax...? It's our best sting ever.

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You Do The Math

Stable interest for you means

no interst in me for three years.

That's the way I like it.

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Pray Day Loans

Yeah - interest on 5k comes out at...

...er... yeah, five loaves and two fishes.

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Fine Bonus

We deny laundering dirty money.

But... we may have given it a bit of a pre-wash.

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