Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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The Party Must UNITE

Ed, message from Len. He says:

Now that things have gone quiet and

the media circus has moved on

DO AS I FUCKING TELL YOU.

OK?

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The Bilderberg Effect

For the avoidance of doubt we are NOT

appearing at

The Grove, Watford

this week.

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Going Dutch

Is this the Jubilee line... or the Abdication Line?

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Order, Order, Grumpy

McLOUGHLIN: The Speaker has no right to

addess me from a sedentary position.

Ooops, sorry, Mr. Speaker. I thought

you were sitting down.

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Very Cold Turkey

It's gonna be a

bootiful fooneral.

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Red Ed's Badger Head

And I wear this small white patch in my hair

as a mark of respect for my long lost brother.

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The Postman Always Asks Twice

JOHNSON:  Yvette, what's the Shadow Chancellor's brief?

COOPER: It's the economy, stupid.

JOHNSON: Ed, what's the Shadow Chancellor's brief?

BALLS: It's the economy, stupid.

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Red Ed Casts His Shadow

New Generation Labour Patronage

ends at M [for Miliband]

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Wicked & Malicious

Red Ed & Red Head.

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Party Pooper

You bastard, Ed.

You arranged this Union funded

"surprise" leaving party for me

BEFORE

the leadership election.

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h/t: James Wildbore

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Exit Stage Right

MILI-MAJOR: Why are you clapping...?

HARMAN: Because my initials are HHH.

Harriet Hypocrisy Harman.

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Will he, Won't He...?

No more Soap Opera!

Except, of course, for

Miliband of Brothers

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He Ain't Heavy - He's My Leader

Gizza a job.

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Polly Peck Or Hen Peck?

As a former tycoon and playboy I have

returned because the conditions are right:

I can't stand being around the old bat

indoors back in Northern Cyprus any more.

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