Smug Pommie Cheat Strikes Again

The Brisbane Courier reports that a "wild dingo"

invaded the Gabba pitch and snatched five 

Aussie "Batting Babies" today.

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Victory Salute

Save it, Manu, for when I win outright 

in May 2015.

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Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Don't worry about Miliband - he's

flogging a dead kangaroo.

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As Broad As It's Long

I've always said, Belly, that you shouldn't Walk the Walk

unless you can Talk the Talk - and we can't

touch the Aussies in that regard.

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Where's He Put His Didgeridoo?

I'm not fussy - tie me kangaroo down, sport.

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