Space Monkey

That Roy Hodgson's got a bloody cheek if you ask me.

I certainly took offence.

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Defending England

Just trying to show we are

institutionally anti-racist, sir.

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Institutional Camouflage

Neville, do you think this guy's an

undercover racist?

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One Nation Lost In Translation

Immigrants should learn English.

Here are some useful phrases to start them off:

a). Good morning. My name is Gillian Duffy.

b). Hello. Are you a bigoted woman?

c). How do you turn this microphone off?

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No Offence, Love

GRAYOSAURUS: Nice tits.

KEYSOSAURUS: Bet she doesn't know the offside rule.

GRAYOSAURUS: Yeah. But nice tits.

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Brown's Campaign Goes Up The Duffy

My God!

Is that what real voters are like?

I never knew.

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Caught U Kipping

LORD PEARSON: You try putting on a balaclava and wandering round an airport and see what happens to you.

WOMAN IN BURKA: Well, they wouldn't see it under this, would they?

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Hat-tip link:  Fawkes & Nomates

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The Littlest Englander

And another thing: we will ban

Liquorice Allsorts.

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