No Business...

He's a great leader of the Labour party - I

just can't remember his name.

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Short Term Economic Farce

Red Ed

&

In-the-Red Ed

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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Smoked Salmond

Alex Salmond's Plan B.

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Real Brits Don't Wear Tartan

Scotland - really?

Please go. Just go.

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New World Ballsup

I'm sorry, sir. This is Bilderberg.

No Flatliners allowed.

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Another Pfizer Cock-up

Roll up! Roll up!

Who else wants to put the boot into me

for being a rape apologist?

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Another Serious Point From Wee Dougie

Ed, I know there's no VAT on food but

nobody will notice.

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#Black&Whiteischeaper

Sniffing Power?

I don't blame people for thinking I'm weird, y'know,

'cos I think I'm weird.

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Vine via Harry Cole/Twitter:

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The Only Way Is Balls-Up

Just like to introduce my new

Shadow Chancellor.

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Edless Chicken

Thanks Ballsy. Now get your coat.

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Follow The Money

Of course we have a Plan B. If the UK rejects monetary union

with an independent Scotland we will use our own

version of Bitcoin: Scotcon. Sorry, I mean Scotcoin.

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Scot Free. Ish.

We want Independence.

But with stabilisers, please.

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Shopping And Fudging...

Seriously, do we look like people who

would shop at the Co-Op?

It's Waitrose for us.

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The Price Is Wrong

We'd love to sell our Royal Mail shares

but unfortunately they've been lost in the post.

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Tunnel Vision

And would the last Energy Company to

leave Britain

please turn out the lights.

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Don't Pay As You Go

Tax...? It's our best sting ever.

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You Do The Math

Stable interest for you means

no interst in me for three years.

That's the way I like it.

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Pray Day Loans

Yeah - interest on 5k comes out at...

...er... yeah, five loaves and two fishes.

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Fiscal Deterrent

We need trident like we need

a hole in the budget.

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