Shopping And Fudging...

Seriously, do we look like people who

would shop at the Co-Op?

It's Waitrose for us.

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Nothing To Hide

I spy with my little eye

something beginning with

leak.

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Stop And Smear

Good Cop, Bad Cop and WTF? Cop.

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14 Seconds: Welcome to a Police State by Stealth.

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Who Dares Spins

The difference between Damian McBride and me is:

he's a prick.

And I'm a holier-than-thou prick.

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Skeletons In The Cupboard Coming Home To Roost*

And the spins of the father will be visited on the son.

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* Credit Tom Stoppard.

See Also: Picture Of The Year 2009

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The Lads Co-operative

... will be sold in modesty bags in future.

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The Prism Effect

Iceland clearly has its own fair share of mountains

so why would it want to poach

Snowden as well?

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Do You Want To Know A Secret?

And the most surprising thing about the whole

Edward Snowden episode is the revelation that

cheesemakers make cheese.

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Punishment Fitting The Crime

And the most suitable punishment that this court

can impose is that you should

share a cell together for six months.

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A Touching Apology

I'm sorry

He's dodgy

I'm sorry

He's horny

I'm sorry

He's beastly

I'm sorry

'Bout Eastleigh

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If The Cap Fits Up...

Not been there.

Not done that.

But... got the T shirt anyway.

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Constabulary Duty

MITCHELL: Could you open the gate, please?

COP: Password...?

MITCHELL: Place.

COP: That's last week's.

MITCHELL: Er... Government...?

COP: Yesterday's.

MITCHELL: Oh, right. Plebs...?

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Fine Bonus

We deny laundering dirty money.

But... we may have given it a bit of a pre-wash.

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Leaking The Bleedin' Obvious

Shock News: The United States

slags off other countries without telling them!

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Reverse Spin

CAMERON: Look Andy, get them to publish the

hacking strory in The News Of The World

then nobody will believe it.

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I.T. - Rest In Despair

The picture shows quite clearly that there were

no policemen in sight

when the man tripped over.

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True Crimes

So Tony and Gordon were at each others' throats

the whole time they were  running the country!

What a hoot!

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Spinning In His Grave

I used to have the Government in the palm

of my hand.

These days this is the best I can do.

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Byrne Out

My letter to my successor was a joke.

Much the same as my time as

Chief Secretary to the Treasury.

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link:  Byrne Out

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Oiling The Wheels

For £20 million?

Would I do it all over again,

the same as before?

Of course I would.

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link:  Blair's Millions