One Man Went To Moan

It was a massive mistake to call me interim manager.

They should have called me interim scapegoat.

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See also:  Managers R Us.

England Expects...

The paparazzi better bloody behave themselves

or we'll set

Lord Justice Leveson

onto them.

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Managers R Us

Drug addiction

Drink Addiction

Tobacco Addiction

Gambling Addiction

Sex Addiction

I get.

But...

Manager Addiction...?

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Something Of The Night About Them

OK, I've checked the small-print. If you nod off

in the House it can be counted as your second home

for expenses puposes.

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A Socialist Expounds

RED ED: We have to go on a journey... so

jump aboard my moped everyone.

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Congratulations...

Sony has announced the retirement of

The Walkman

after 30 years.

So come on Cliff, mate:

take the bloody hint.

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link: wired for retirement

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Godfather Makes Offer Roo Can't Refuse

FERGIE: So, son, final offer: £165K £200K and

two hookers per week.

WAYNE: Really? Oh, go on then.

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[figures updated]

You've Got Family

If I win then obviously David

will be my Shadow Chancellor.

If he wins then I'm taking my

Scalextric back.

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Five Bare Their Souls On The Hustings

2015: New Prime Minister Diane Abbot

with her four bodyguards.

(Two Labour, one Conservitive-lite and one

non-descript: the ties have it)

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