Lynton's Spotted The Wrong Strides

I get it! I see what I'm doing wrong!

I'm trying to wear my brother's trousers!

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Employee Of The Decade

I always thought it took two, Baby.

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See also:  Headline Grabbers

SIW

Personally I don't believe it's hypocritical

to write a fawning begging letter to Mr Dacre

and then to publicly slag him off

when he doesn't give me a job.

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Who Dares Spins

The difference between Damian McBride and me is:

he's a prick.

And I'm a holier-than-thou prick.

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