My name is Vladimir Putin and I claim
Ukraine!
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Showing posts with label russian about. Show all posts
Showing posts with label russian about. Show all posts
Saturday, 31 May 2014
Monday, 17 March 2014
Monday, 23 December 2013
Friday, 8 November 2013
Friday, 6 September 2013
Monday, 19 August 2013
Friday, 16 August 2013
Tuesday, 16 July 2013
Friday, 12 July 2013
Monday, 17 June 2013
G8 Mates
I appreciate your input, Vlad, but I'm not sure
an arm-wrestle is the right way to solve
the Syrian crisis.
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Thursday, 28 February 2013
One Man Went To Moan
It was a massive mistake to call me interim manager.
They should have called me interim scapegoat.
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See also: Managers R Us.
Friday, 15 February 2013
Thursday, 24 January 2013
Health Hazard
Look, mate, if you really want to waste some time
our owner can arrange it... in Siberia.
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Wednesday, 21 November 2012
Managers R Us
Drug addiction
Drink Addiction
Tobacco Addiction
Gambling Addiction
Sex Addiction
I get.
But...
Manager Addiction...?
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Sunday, 5 December 2010
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Sunday, 3 October 2010
Red Ed On His Moped
RED ED: And I say to you all: get on your
moped and look for Workers to Unite.
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Monday, 26 July 2010
A Steep Non-Learning Curve
US SOLDIER: Remind me again, buddy:
why did the Soviets pull out of
Afghanistan after ten years?
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Tuesday, 29 June 2010
In Your American Dreams
JUDGE:
You are charged with compromising national security by passing the following information to the Russians:
1. The plot-line of the next Disney film.
2. The actual beef content of a Big Mac.
3. The secret location where Michael Jackson and Elvis are living, having faked their deaths.
How do you plead?
DEFENDENTS:
American, your honour.
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