Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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Comet Eclipses The Sun

It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a

"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"

tee shirt underneath.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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Murdoch She Wrote

I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.

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See also: Close to The Sun   and   Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

The European Booze Cruise

Of course people should choose me. 

I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.

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You Couldn't Fabricant It

The only differences between

Rod and Yasmin

are their sex, their colour

and their own personal brand of hypocrisy.

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Max Head Room

"Get thee behind me Satan".

Matthew 16:23                                         .

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See also:  Policing To The Max.

The Ultimate Indignity

Celebs photo-bombed by a Muppet.


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Remember This? Headline Grabbers

Back in the day at The News Of The World

we were Old School.

If it shagged we nailed it.

From 3.6.2013.

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The Marxist Marksman

Are you absolutely certain that Paul Dacre

will be driving along this road, Mr Miliband?

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Picture courtesy of Daily Mail

SIW

Personally I don't believe it's hypocritical

to write a fawning begging letter to Mr Dacre

and then to publicly slag him off

when he doesn't give me a job.

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Being Liberal With The Truth

In fact Rupert Murdoch was driving and he asked me to take

his points for him and I thought it was fairer if Vicky did.

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See also:  Back Together Kind Of

                Punishment Fitting The Crime

                Pryceless

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Spanish Bale Out

I intend to justify my fee by becoming as

massive as the Rock of Gibralta.

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You Do The Math

Stable interest for you means

no interst in me for three years.

That's the way I like it.

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Perfect Twitter Storm

And today we announce the launch of the new

Tosser Button

Click on it before sending

your tweet and if it is inapproprite

TOSSER

will flash up on your screen.

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Proper Shouty Crackers

...and every home will have to

opt in for porn Guido Fawkes.

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Putting His Foot In It

Your mission, should you decide to accept,

is to render Ed Miliband unelectable.

(This subject will self-destruct in about 2 years)

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Defending England

Just trying to show we are

institutionally anti-racist, sir.

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The Prism Effect

Iceland clearly has its own fair share of mountains

so why would it want to poach

Snowden as well?

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