Murdoch She Wrote

I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.

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See also: Close to The Sun   and   Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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Employee Of The Decade

I always thought it took two, Baby.

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See also:  Headline Grabbers

Max Head Room

"Get thee behind me Satan".

Matthew 16:23                                         .

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See also:  Policing To The Max.

Black Oops

And that's what you get, Mr Rusbridger,

if you can't spell.

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The Lads Co-operative

... will be sold in modesty bags in future.

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Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

WMD?

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Close To The Sun

Frankly, me having an affair with Wendi Deng is

about as likely as, say, an affair between

Rebekah Brooks and Andy C...

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Positive Role Model

Ashley's promised not to swear at, spew over,

shoot or shag anyone for a day

so I've made him captain.

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Press Deregulation

The Standard apologises unreservedly for

leaking its budget proposals

to the Chancellor

in time for him to include them in his speech.

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Fudge Actually

FREE!

With your favourite Tabloid!

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North East West Sellout?

Hacked Off Pissed Off

'cos Cameron

Fucked Off.

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Back Together, Kind Of

What therefore God hath joined together, let not
your Man

put asunder.

Mark 10.9.                                    .

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Punishment Fitting The Crime

And the most suitable punishment that this court

can impose is that you should

share a cell together for six months.

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When Harry Met Tali

We did a deal with the media:

write nice stories about me or I'll kill you.

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link: Game On

Quote of The Year [So Far]

Maguire to Pierce:

"Just because you write for the Daily Mail

doesn't mean you have to read it"

                                                    Sky News Press Review, 7.1.13

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Policing To The Max

Freddie Starr ate my

Credibility.

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England Expects...

The paparazzi better bloody behave themselves

or we'll set

Lord Justice Leveson

onto them.

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'Phone Haka

Fleet Street editors react to Leveson's call for a

new press watchdog.

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So, Let's Regulate

And, finally, each copy of my report includes a scratch card.

First Prize:

A day's work experience with Glenn Mulcaire.

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