No Shoo In

Why I need two pairs of shoes at £65 each is

because I have two left feet.

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Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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No Business...

He's a great leader of the Labour party - I

just can't remember his name.

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Short Term Economic Farce

Red Ed

&

In-the-Red Ed

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Keeping His Distance

Get thee behind me Satan: I've got enough

fucking troubles as it is.

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Labour Pains

Where are those

Men in Grey Suits when you need them?

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More Briefed Against Than Briefing

There is no challenge to my leadership... because

there is no leadership.

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Vacuum

Yes, Harriett, but I haven't got time to

frame any policies because I'm too busy

researching Soaps online.

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Green & Pleasant

No, Harriet.

I hear no EVEL.

I see no EVEL.

I speak no EVEL.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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Smoked Salmond

Alex Salmond's Plan B.

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Curtains For Ed...?

I want to represent real people with real lives

so I won't answer questions about decor because

real people never decorate their homes.

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Ediquette

Do you think I can eat this without looking

geeky, weird and stupid, Gromit?

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Real Brits Don't Wear Tartan

Scotland - really?

Please go. Just go.

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Murdoch She Wrote

I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.

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See also: Close to The Sun   and   Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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Employee Of The Decade

I always thought it took two, Baby.

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See also:  Headline Grabbers

Don't Stop Me Now

Now THIS is what it's really all about.

And my salary of course.

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