Smart Enough?

The time? Er... it's on here somewhere.

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Heir To Blair's Disaster

Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:

this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.

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Fiscal Deterrent

We need trident like we need

a hole in the budget.

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The Bilderberg Effect

For the avoidance of doubt we are NOT

appearing at

The Grove, Watford

this week.

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Going To The Dogs

His Master's Lost His Voice.

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Picture Of The Year

Just to let you know, Dave, I'm not

going to hang around for long.

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Oh What A Circus

Goodnight Charlie.

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No Real Answers

NRA Spokesman:

OK. Here's the deal.

You let us put a real bullet in the Kinder Egg

and we'll put chocolate bullets in all our guns.

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That God Has/Has Not Joined Together [Delete As Appropriate]

You sneezed... but I'm not allowed to say

"Bless You".

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Absence Of Brussels

Merry Christmas and Goodbye Europe.

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No Offence, Love

GRAYOSAURUS: Nice tits.

KEYSOSAURUS: Bet she doesn't know the offside rule.

GRAYOSAURUS: Yeah. But nice tits.

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2010: Picture Of The Year

Bigotted Old Woman

explains politics to Gillian Duffy.

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Blogging a Dead Horse?

DALE: No more bloggin' but I will be

forever blowin' bubbles

[as Michael Jackson once said].

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Thanks, Iain, and Good Luck!

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Sun May Go Down Later

From The Sun:

An artist's impression of what

night may be like if the

daylight-saving plan is introduced.

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link: daylight-saving

Taking The Pledge

Any one got a drink?

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Red In Tooth And Claws

BROWN: One day, Ed, all this will be yours.

MILI-MINOR: [thinks] Maybe, but I'll be trashing

you, your government

and the hats will be red.

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Labour Members' Ballot Health Warning

Caution: may contain traces of nuts.

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Blairaising Experience

MANDELSON: I've fixed Ed for you.

MILI-MAJOR: Butt out and shut the fuck up, OK?

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Five Bare Their Souls On The Hustings

2015: New Prime Minister Diane Abbot

with her four bodyguards.

(Two Labour, one Conservitive-lite and one

non-descript: the ties have it)

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There's Been A Murdoch

Pink Floyd have a new track out today:

Another Quid in the Paywall.

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