Scotland - really?
Please go. Just go.
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Showing posts with label vaguely gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vaguely gay. Show all posts
Tuesday, 8 July 2014
Thursday, 27 February 2014
Wednesday, 5 June 2013
Friday, 17 May 2013
Wednesday, 6 February 2013
'Till Death Do Us Part
The marriage, gay or otherwise, between
my party and myself as leader
can never be annulled as it is fully consummated.
I've fucked them and they have well and truly fucked me.
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Thursday, 10 January 2013
Rose [Garden] Tinted Spectacles
I actually don't see it as a "onesie": I see it as a Designer Boiler Suit.
In the same way that I don't see it as a Coalition:
I see it as a Designer People's Government.
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link: onesie agrees with Nick
Wednesday, 12 December 2012
That God Has/Has Not Joined Together [Delete As Appropriate]
You sneezed... but I'm not allowed to say
"Bless You".
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Saturday, 1 December 2012
Thursday, 30 December 2010
Oh Yes He Is!
BRYANT: Calling me a "Pantomime Dame" shows that
George Osborne is trying to make me
look rediculous.
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link: Oh Yes He Is!
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Tuesday, 28 December 2010
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Congratulations...
Sony has announced the retirement of
The Walkman
after 30 years.
So come on Cliff, mate:
take the bloody hint.
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link: wired for retirement
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Wednesday, 15 September 2010
Thursday, 2 September 2010
Monday, 30 August 2010
Vaguely Gay
SPAD: Foreign Office.... Ah, Crispin! Thanks for
getting back. William says many thanks - he owes you one...
Er... no ...
I don't think he meant that kind of one.
Ciao, Crispin.
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Saturday, 28 August 2010
My Oh Myers
I am privialged to be the first to use
this new sonic measuring device
for my latest bespoke designer
baseball cap.
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Wednesday, 25 August 2010
Austin Powers' Nephew Could Create World Peace
MYERS: We could solve a lot of problems, Will,
by getting India, Pakistan and Bangladesh
to join together as one big country.
HAGUE: That's interesting advice, Chris.
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