The VEEP Effect

Right, this is definitely next year's Christmas Card.

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Update:

Test Tube Dinners

The burger's definitely synthetic beef but I

detect traces of rocking-horse in it.

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Let Them Eat Burgers

Scrumptious. Austerity fries with a

Bullingdon Burger.

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Galloping Gourmets

Horses for Main Courses.

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He Won't Be Back

Hello, again, films:

goodbye Show Business.

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link:  The Governor Terminates

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Foot In Mouth Disease

Of course I knew they were reporters.

I was just setting my own agenda, as usual.

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Cable and Screw Loose?

The main problem is that the

wound in my foot

will restrict my dancing

on Strictly.

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Berlusconi Loves A Mars

VENUS: Two little pricks in the office are

better than one, I suppose.

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link:  Berlusconi Loves A Mars

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A Bit Of What You Flunkery Does You Good, My Lord

Gawd. No-one told me I had to read this garbage

and wear all this crap.

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link:  Flunkery

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And For My Next Trick...

I want everyone to think of laws that should be repealed.

I'll start.

David Laws.

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Burger Kings

MEDVEDEV: And what cut are these burgers made out Mr President?

OBAMA: Mixture of Hayward sirloin and McCrystal brisket.

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link:  Burger Kings

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