Showing posts with label it's a tribal thing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label it's a tribal thing. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 June 2014

Saturday, 31 May 2014

Thursday, 15 May 2014

Punching Below His Weight


Reports that Douglas and I had to be pulled
apart are wide of the mark.
I battered the wee bastard.


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Friday, 29 November 2013

Follow The Money



Of course we have a Plan B. If the UK rejects monetary union
with an independent Scotland we will use our own
version of Bitcoin: Scotcon. Sorry, I mean Scotcoin.


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Wednesday, 17 July 2013

The Party Must UNITE



Ed, message from Len. He says:

Now that things have gone quiet and
the media circus has moved on
DO AS I FUCKING TELL YOU.
OK?


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Saturday, 5 January 2013

Divine Right



And can I just remind everybody in this
January Transfer Window
that ALL transfers of any player to any club
must be approved by me.


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Sunday, 3 October 2010

Red Ed On His Moped


RED ED:  And I say to you all: get on your
moped and look for Workers to Unite.


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Thursday, 23 September 2010

You've Got Family


If I win then obviously David
will be my Shadow Chancellor.



If he wins then I'm taking my
Scalextric back.


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Monday, 16 August 2010

A Right Charlie




New Labour - Mandelson, Blair - it's dead, gone,
kaput. It's back to the old tribal, factional, unionised,
in-fighting, unelectable Labour.
Welcome home.


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Monday, 26 July 2010

A Steep Non-Learning Curve


US SOLDIER:  Remind me again, buddy:
why did the Soviets pull out of
Afghanistan after ten years?


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