Divided Nation

Rochester and Strewth, Emily, what were you

thinking of?

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History Repeating Itself

Or... as Van Morrison might famously have said:

Tonight thank God it's Them and not U2.

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Comet Eclipses The Sun

It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a

"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"

tee shirt underneath.

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Keeping His Distance

Get thee behind me Satan: I've got enough

fucking troubles as it is.

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Labour Pains

Where are those

Men in Grey Suits when you need them?

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More Briefed Against Than Briefing

There is no challenge to my leadership... because

there is no leadership.

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Sins Of The Father

... And one day, son, all this will be

UKIP's

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