Green & Pleasant

No, Harriet.

I hear no EVEL.

I see no EVEL.

I speak no EVEL.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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The Neutralisation Of The Haggis

They said YES would vote with their hearts.

They said NO would vote with their heads.

In fact

Scots voted with their wallets.

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NATO: We're Prepared

Due to the NHS Wales doctor shortage

NATO brought its own locum.

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Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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