With Friends Like These...

Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.

The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.

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Murdoch She Wrote

I'll see your Coulson and raise you Deng.

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See also: Close to The Sun   and   Deng-Dong - Seconds Out!

Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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Employee Of The Decade

I always thought it took two, Baby.

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See also:  Headline Grabbers

The European Booze Cruise

Of course people should choose me. 

I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.

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You Couldn't Fabricant It

The only differences between

Rod and Yasmin

are their sex, their colour

and their own personal brand of hypocrisy.

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One Out All Out

What a tika-tacky ceremony.

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Dave's Penalty Shoot-out

C'mon you Juncker!

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Don't Stop Me Now

Now THIS is what it's really all about.

And my salary of course.

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Only Sing When You're Winning

Very pleased to announce the launch of our new band:

3 Plebs and a Toff.

Our debut single will be a cover of the classic by

Europe: The Final Countdown.

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Bringing Achilles To Heel?

MAY:  If I were in your shoes, matey, I'd tread carefully.

GOVE:  If I were in your shoes, dear, I'd look a right Nancy Boy.

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