U - N - C - O - U - P - L - I - N - G *

We got to the point where we realised that

there's just not enough fruit in our relationship.

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*With apologies to Tammy Wynette:

Sniffing Power?

I don't blame people for thinking I'm weird, y'know,

'cos I think I'm weird.

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Vine via Harry Cole/Twitter:

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Putin's Putative Putsch

I like a bit of Tartar sauce with my

sanctions and chips.

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UPDATE: See also: Agent Provodkateur

Picket At The Pearly Gates

I'm back. It was driver-less transit so I called

everyone out on strike.

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The Colour Of Blood

Don't worry, Ed. When I see Ralph

I won't let on how you've sold out Socialism.

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Fudgerendum

It's a kinda in-out-shake-it-all-about

referendum.

My favourite kind!

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