Wannabe Lawnmower Man

The iPad is mightier than the Kalashnikov.

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They Don't Like it Up 'Em

Captain Mainwaring, if you call me a "Dromey"

again I'll report you to Harriett Harman.

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The Only Way Is Balls-Up

Just like to introduce my new

Shadow Chancellor.

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Let's Broadcast It

OK. I admit it.

I've started beating my wife again.

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The VEEP Effect

Right, this is definitely next year's Christmas Card.

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Update:

Mandela's Brand Of Democracy

Any thoughts, Russell?

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Edless Chicken

Thanks Ballsy. Now get your coat.

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Flint Slated

As Shadow Energy Secretary I feel I'm doing my bit

towards conserving energy beacuse when I speak

people switch off.

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