Heir To Blair's Disaster

Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:

this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.

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Black Oops

And that's what you get, Mr Rusbridger,

if you can't spell.

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Nine Hour Wonder

Think yourself lucky, pal, we normally

shoot Brazilians.

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Heir To Lasse

Just sweat and tears.
No blood.

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Fried, Poached And Scrambled

Cone on, Len, I didn't expect you take it

all so seriously.

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Where's Ed?

Well, you haven't seen muuch of me 'cos

I'm on a zero hours contract

and Len hasn't asked me to turn up for work.

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You Do The Math

Stable interest for you means

no interst in me for three years.

That's the way I like it.

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Test Tube Dinners

The burger's definitely synthetic beef but I

detect traces of rocking-horse in it.

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