'Bye 'Bye Banana Man

This is a banana.

My brother is a banana skin waiting to happen.

So - I'm out.

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Press Deregulation

The Standard apologises unreservedly for

leaking its budget proposals

to the Chancellor

in time for him to include them in his speech.

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Fudge Actually

FREE!

With your favourite Tabloid!

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North East West Sellout?

Hacked Off Pissed Off

'cos Cameron

Fucked Off.

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Papacying Over The Cracks

Don't worry, luv. I'll be welcoming the whole world

into my flock - except

those black sheep in the Malvinas.

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She's No Evita

Don't cry for us dear Christina

The truth is we never liked you

All through those war days

Our mad existence

We kept our promise: 

Just keep your distance.

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Adapted from Don't Cry For Me Argentina, lyrics Tim Rice, music Andrew Lloyd Webber [from the musical Evita].

No Argie-Bargie

When I find out who the THREE were

I'll have their friggin' heads.

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Back Together, Kind Of

What therefore God hath joined together, let not
your Man

put asunder.

Mark 10.9.                                    .

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Punishment Fitting The Crime

And the most suitable punishment that this court

can impose is that you should

share a cell together for six months.

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From Gerrards Cross to Malmö

Total Eclipse of the Art.

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Passing resemblance between Believe in Me and Cher's Believe ?

Go Compare:

What's In A Name?

Labour:  Bedroom Tax

Conservative:  Spare Room Subsidy

UKIP:  Immigrant Benefit Freebie

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Better Never Than Late

"Justin Bieber has entered the building".

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Been There, Done That...

Keep Calm 

and

Boycott Amazon

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link: ...Got The T Shirt

No Such Thing As Bad Publicity

I told you it would work, Mike.

Now all we have to do is leak and invent as much

Lib-Dem scandal as possible just before the next election.

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